An apple a day keeps the doctor away; well only if it’s an organic apple, that was locally grown, and wasn’t GMO or wasn’t near a GMO farm, or you ate the apple with the proper foods, or you ate at the wrong time of day, or you ate too fast or too slow, or the workers who picked the apple weren’t paid enough, or the machine bruised the fruit, or the farm wasn’t certified fair trade or beyond organic, or the grocery clerk didn’t wash their hands enough, or you didn’t wash the apple enough, or you know what;  just go eat something processed.